Ten top things that sound dirty at the office, but aren't
10.I need to whip it out by 5.
9. It's an entry level position
8. Mind if I use your laptop?
7. I want it on my desk, NOW!
6. Put it in my box before you leave
5. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
4. HMMMMMMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid.
3. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
2. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there.
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Random Thoughts ........
• Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
• I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
• I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
• I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
• Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
• Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
• Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
• Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion.
• When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
• Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
• When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
• Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
• I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
• Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?